so...

as anyone watching this space for a while would tell you, it hasn't changed.

future work on smartass.org is hinged upon a lot of things, not the least of which is my finding gainful employment. until the time and resources exist for renovating smartass.org into a viable entity again, please feel free to visit the site archive (last updated September 16th, 1999) and accept my sincerest apologies. there's a time, and a place, for us. somewhere that's green.

- mike